The Personalized Wine Wall Calendar Is for You as a Professional Your Greeting or Thank You ... Here You Will Find Some Reading, if You Have Much Time and Desire Now

But ... to the point ... wine calendars, personalized wine calendars, twelve wine calendars ... without ( ! ) much text ... you get there already and here.

The wine wall calendar ... personalized? Yes ... in the lower left corner of the calendar above. So on the wine calendar above ... below ... left. And yes, this works from a print run of one ( 1 ) copy.

The Value-Priced Wine Calendar Without Personalization

... and that is, by the way, what it looks like without personalization. Because if there are only a few people you want to please, it is the most affordable option when you order less than ten copies. The international title page  (... "Impressionen" instead of "Impressions") makes it a value priced wine wall calendar. However, if you really need these two words in English, please contact us by mail. It's a € 10* plus for the graphical work and after that it's no inexpensive wine calendar anymore, but a hot off the press calendar. That changes again from an eleventh ordered calendar for all copies then. Check here, what's that in your currency.

The Personalization of the Wine Wall Calendar: Greeting or Thank You

A "personalization" is what we call the small area on the front page of our wine wall calendars, where a small greeting – or your business logo – makes your wine wall calendar truly personal. It will then be a personalized wine calendar.

Read here, on this page, more about our personalization, about "print on demand", about our volume discounts and – because you are a beverage professional – about the segment premium personalization: It seems complicated ... but it is not.

Plus, There Is Even a Premium-Personalized Wine Wall Calendar

The premium-personalized wine wall calendar is really only for beverage professionals who want to surprise their best customers and their best suppliers with a cool gift. Because the personalization not only affects the title page, but also the twelve monthly pages: It is the individual 13 photos, each of which is personalized four times.  --

The ultimate personalized wine wall calendar is our premium-personalized wine calendar: We display your wine, champagne and beverage specialities, and we match the colors of both the light effect and the year.

The Wine Wall Calendars Even Come in Two Styles

Expensive, More Expensive, the Very Most Expensive?

To order only one ( ! ) personalized wine wall calendar is really a very exclusive "fun". However, it is as if the Queen Mary II is travelling from London to New York, and only you – as the only passenger – are transported.

Very exclusive ... however it's not meant to book a cruise like that.

Sure, a wine wall calendar is not as affordable as a ballpoint pen with your logo or a pack of paper handkerchiefs with your company's name. But instead ... it is a really personal gift and thank you for a whole year "with each other".

Expensive, expensive at the very most expensive: We have a very clear winner here. It's your order to get one single personalized wine calendar made for a single very good customer, for your ultimate wine connoisseur. And why is this so? Well, I then have just one printed in my print shop and that costs the highest possible price ... it really can't get any more expensive. And on top of that, I also "craft" your personalization. Of course, I calculate this very, very carefully.

How does it work? I've been working as a graphic designer for 30 years now. 30 years ago that was my work mainly with paper, with photo typesetting and with slides. For a long time this has changed and more and more my computer plays the decisive role. Nothing happens on paper anymore. Software programs create more exciting works, higher quality and more precision. Today, this job uses me over three decades to create for you a cool personalized wine wall calendar. Under ten copies ordered, it costs the price of a freshly printed calendar, from the eleventh it is the price of a favorable calendar. Those are the two categories in which I offer all 99 + 3 music calendars and the twelve wine calendars. In addition, for the premium personalized wine calendar, I add my electronic-graphical work time, for which I calculate € 20* per calendar page. Independent of the edition. That is € 280* for 14 calendar pages, including title page and back page. This amount cannot be discounted. It is also independent of whether you later order a DIN A4 calendar or a DIN A3 calendar or a huge and imposing DIN A2 calendar (... check here what' that in centimeters and in inches).

Personalization Are for Wine Calendars Only ... It's Just Like That

Who buys ten of the same music calendar? Yes, music calendars, not wine calendars. No one. But maybe one person does (... the story about it? He gives all his friends the same calendar, because they maybe ... don't know each other. Once "brain acrobatics" ... five solutions ... creativity "en masse" ... so to speak). And that's why the discount starts at ten pieces. But ten wine calendars? Who gives away ten wine calendars? Nobody? Probably really no one. Except perhaps ... people who earn their money with wine. So winegrowers, winegrowers' cooperatives, the beverage retail industry. For very good customers and for very good suppliers. And very, very, very perhaps – you as a wine lover – also for a handful of good friends, your grandpa, your godmother. --

And therefore there's to the point: The personalization – and that is only for wine calendars – costs € 10. No matter how many wine calendars you need, no matter how many wine calendars you order. And that's why one of ten personalized wine calendars (... arithmetically) costs less than one regular one (... so ... without personalization).   --

99 music calendars, twelve wine calendars and discounts ... all of them are not invented to inspire already from two people: the one who gives and the one who gets it as a gift. An exception: the beverage trade "local big": Yes, when you already have a favorite customer when he or she buys one case of wine. Not only from four truckloads. That's why "quantity discounts" are available for orders of just ten wine calendars. From the eleventh wine calendar on, the personalized one is already cheaper than an unpersonalized one. --

And When Does It Stop? Here? With the Entertainment?

Not for a long time yet. As already mentioned in the headline ... there is a lot of colorful entertainment here – on this page of the wine calendar website – never quite serious – always somehow fitting to the topic wine wall calendar, but sometimes actually very digressive. Why is that so? Well, all websites of our Mission are like that. Many are similar. Oh, yes: 2.3 billion websites exist, six billion YouTube videos will be viewed today. And 42 million more photos will be on the web tonight than 24 hours earlier.

So Why? Better Why Not? As You Actually Do Find All the Information to the Point, Too. However, Such a Web Design: That Is What You Surely Don't Find Once Again. Promise

18 Curiosities Matching the Subject of Wine Wall Calendars

I'm so glad you're still reading this. That you let us – my husband and me – still "entertain you". Of course, before creating this website and the twelve wine wall calendars, we did a lot of research on the net and thought about "this and that". As for our area around the composer Johann Sebastian Bach, we also thought very soon about sayings, wisdom and aphorisms about wine. But after reading the first "finds" we thought that much is not so entertaining at all, while the tolerance limit of all wine fans is certainly far apart. So we left that. But one saying was so to the point and from a person who certainly impresses like few others. It is Johann Wolfgang von Goethe who once said:

Life is

much too short,

to drink

bad wine.

There is for you – as so often on the subject of wine wall calendar – still a suitable little picture (... here Goethe, left, with his friend Friedrich Schiller, right, together in Weimar). For sure, there was no wine calendar at the time of both.  --

As Cool as Our Wine Wall Calendars ...

... so cool are these individual wine curiosities that I present to you below. However, we don't want to offer you a list from 1 to 18 here. But rather summarize these "wine facts" in a little reading.

By the way, more and more people drink more and more wine. It's not the same with beer, and that doesn't contribute to cheerfulness among brewers around the world. After all, more and more craft breweries are springing up in the U.S. because there – as with coffee – a desire for better quality, not unrealized by the industry, has ultimately asserted itself in a very strange way over decades. This is also the reason why Starbucks is celebrating such outstanding success in the USA. However, beer consumption in Germany far exceeded wine consumption: Germans drink about five times as much beer as wine. That is, per capita 106 liters of beer and only 21 liters of wine. One bright spot: All Germans drink three times as much non-alcoholic beverages as beer, that is around 300 liters per capita and year. Incidentally, Portugal has the highest wine consumption, with Germany in 10th place. And – as mentioned – worldwide wine consumption is increasing by a round percent every year. Incidentally, the French and the Italians are in second place in terms of wine consumption. The Spanish drink 26 liters per year, the Americans only twelve, and in China only 1.5 liters per capita and year are drunk.

So there is still a lot of catching up to do in Shanghai. When it comes to wine. Also, so that Chinese get more pleasure from a wine wall calendar.

Aha, the Vatican City, a Miniature State ...

We know that the French like to drink wine. We suspect it with the Germans. Portugal ... many certainly don't have an opinion at all, but the Italians we certainly trust to take 1st place. Well, if you ask the question in which country the most wine is drunk, then nobody of them comes to place 1. There, the Vatican City of all places with a consumption of 74 liters per person and year is "the country" with the most intensive consumption of the noble drink.

So, the Vatican... who would have thought? But they certainly don't hang wine wall calendars there. Tired of reading? So you would love to discover the monthly pages right now?

We're familiar with today's TV formats like "Man Versus Food" from the U.S., and it's hard to get lower on the social ladder than to get excited about such offerings. Nevertheless, we quite precisely love "Man vs. Food." This fits in with the wine record, which has been in place since 1955, when the Spanish Sanchez drank around 19 liters in an hour and thus made it into the Guinness Book of Records. But you shouldn't try to copy it. 

So a Spaniard: Did he do this in the restroom? 19 kilos of wine in an hour.

Did you know that the size of your wine glass has to do with how much you drink in the evening? Scientists have found out that not only the size, but especially the shape of the wine glass is responsible. It has even been measured: 11.9 percent more wine is poured into such a glass. And if it's not on the table, but you're holding it in your hand while pouring, then it's even a few tenths of a percent more.

So, we can also  blame the wine glass. We always assumed such a thing.

What you can be afraid of ... and this is now really meant seriously. You can actually be afraid of the color pink, you can be afraid of points, you can be afraid of the number 666, and you can be afraid of falling satellites. And so – you suspected it – there is also the fear of wine, it is called oenophobia. And despite all the cheerfulness that the above examples may trigger: These fears are as real as the worry of a mother whose son goes to war. 

We believe: The fear of being hurt by a falling satellite is no greater than that of a falling wine wall calendar.

The oldest wine bill in Germany dates back to the year 1211. The document is still in the Mainz City Archives in Germany today. In this document, a Greiffenclau family cedes their right to the tenth part of the estate of the Viktorstift and in return receives 3,600 liters of wine per year.

The German city of Mainz ... however, not the City Archive.

The most expensive bottle of wine in the world was sold for around € 170,000 (... check here what's that in your currency). What kind of wine was that? A 1869 Château Lafitte, auctioned 2010 in Hong Kong.

That's exciting: The Chinese have an "underground" wine consumption, but the most expensive bottle of wine is sitting there.

The largest bottle of wine can be found in Austria in the municipality of Mönchhof. It is three meters high (... 9.8 foot) and weighs 77 kilograms (... 170 pounds) without wine. A total of 1,590 liters of wine (... 420 gallons) fit into it ... and yes ... just as many liters of all other drinks as well.

Right, even 1,590 liters of cappuccino would fit into this mentioned giant bottle ... or is that really too silly.

The oldest wine in the world can also be found in Germany and that is in the Historical Museum in Speyer. In 1867 a bottle was discovered there during excavations. The wine in the bottle probably comes from the year 325 A.D. and what was in it – according to scientific analysis – is at least partly actually wine. Of course, it is no longer drinkable, and who should want that? The oldest drinkable wine can be found today in the Würzburg Winery Bürgerspital, a restaurant. This "Würzburg Stein" (... "Würzburg Stone"), as it is called, the wine, comes from a particularly hot summer in 1540. The penultimate bottle was "destroyed" in 1961 by the then famous "wine drinker" Hugh Johnson. The very last one can only be seen. How good.

We are pretty sure, they haven't dug out historical wine wall calendars.

The largest wine barrel in the world is located in Bad Dürkheim in the Palatinate, Germany. It holds 1.7 million liters of wine (... 449,000 gallons). Not only is it a restaurant today, but the curiosity is also: It has never been filled with wine before. Until 1934, the largest barrel stood in Heidelberg Castle. Nine meters long (... 29.5 foot), 221,000 liters capacity (... 58,400 gallons) and this . ... was already once full of wine.

Well, there should have been wine in a wine barrel at least once, that's why we decide here for a picture of the Heidelberg Castle in Southern Germany.

However, Bad Dürkheim scores again ... with the fact that the largest wine festival in the world takes place here once a year. It is the "Dürkheimer Wurstmarkt" (... "Dürkheim Sausage Market"). It's nine days and there are at least 600,000 to 700,000 visitors.

Well, if that is so, with the giant barrel and the biggest wine festival, then of course it is also allowed on this page of this website.

According to the Guinness Book of Records, the largest wine cellar is in Moldova, in Milestii Mici. 1.5 million bottles fit into it. The largest hotel wine cellar is in the Hotel Paris in Monte Carlo. 600,000 bottles of wine and champagne are stored here. Most of them come from France.

In no way is this an authentic photo from Moldova, but the wine cellar there could also look like this. With a smile ... and seriously, now.

The steepest, really very steepest vineyard lies in Germany. The Calmont has a gradient of 60 to 70 degrees and is with this result one of the most famous vineyards in the world. It can be found in the Mosel wine region, between the two municipalities of Bremm and Ediger-Eller. Matching this reference is, by the way, the fact that the German vine hill around the world is called "wine yard" (... vineyard), which corresponds to the wine garden in a precise translation. Of course, it is exciting why the word "wine hill" is so uncommon and how to make it cool to convey this word play to many friends in the USA. The highest vineyard in the world is in the northwest of Argentina. The noble drink grows up to a height of 2,400 meters (... 7.874 foot) there and measurements for individual vines have shown a height of 3,111 meters (... 10,200 foot). On this occasion and at this point: Did you know that wine is also cultivated under the Sacré Coeur Church in the middle of Paris, France? No, not in and then under it, but on the slope on which the basilica stands.

The steepest vineyard? That literally calls for a monument.

And because we mentioned the vineyard on Montmartre: Here is at least a picture of Sacré Coeur.

Three real wine curiosities are summarized here to form the conclusion: The most dangerous champagne corks in the world can reach a speed of 40 kilometers per hour (... 25 miles per hour). There is even a study on this and in Doris Preißler's book "Terrible Knowledge" more people die every year from flying champagne corks than from the bite of a poisonous spider. And because we don't just quote uncritically from any pages here, it should be mentioned that my husband was already wondering whether that could be true. If you think of the reports about spiders in Australia. To die from it ... that is of course something completely different. In Rome women who were caught drinking wine are said to have been sentenced to death, and last but not least a cat lover has not had to drink his wine alone at home since 2013. Because a Japanese company introduced its "wine especially for cats". And only for cats. It contains grape juice, vitamins, water and ... well ... catnip.

"Terrible Knowledge ... 665 facts that you rather had not known". Cool, what you find with a research regarding wine and wine wall calendar. --

So be careful: Not only the fireworks are dangerous, the champagne cork is too. © Info.

A cute wine fan closes this detailed page on my website about wine wall calendars. If it is a kitten in Japan.

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The wine wall calendar website. Like every page on this website this one ends with motifs from a wine wall calendar.  

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